"Angie"
Just picked up this 1986 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham d'Elegance, with that many names for one car, you know it has to be nice right? I believe this is as close to a new car as I will ever get or want to get. Nobody makes a car this plush! Everything works except the gas gauge, the most important gauge in THIS car! Oh, and the trip-o-meter is a little screwy too... It has a brand new factory 305 w/ less than 5k on it. The blue leather is nicer than most couches I've sat in, I feel like a movie-star driving it. This car is the perfect car to fall asleep at the wheel in to pass the time on those long road trips. I feel like an '80's executive, a real estate agent, a CEO, and a gang-banger all at the same time! Happy New Year!I would really appreciate it if someone could photoshop the top picture of the car slammed to the earth! ... I don't have the program...
HAPPY 35TH BIRTHDAY! TODAY YOU'VE BECOME A MAN! THAT THING IS SICK!
ReplyDeleteThank you sir! It better look sick, it cost me like ten bucks in carwash tokens to get it looking like it just stepped out of a salon!!!
ReplyDeleteYou, my friend, are THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE!
ReplyDeleteOne question: When will you be removing the coil springs?
ReplyDeleteha ha, all in due time my friend, first things first.... it will be closer to the earth soon....
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